by Pseudynonymous April 30, 2009
Get the brutmug. by SEVEN June 17, 2006
Get the brutmug. A terrible smelling, dime store cologne that old men and fat dorks wear. A prime example of "you get what you pay for". Cologne should *not* come in a 32 ounce plastic bottle!
by 9key December 7, 2004
Get the Brut 33mug. A term meaning to go have brunch or drink mimosas at multiple locations while traveling from place to place via electric scooter. "Bruts" stemming from the main ingredient of a typical mimosa, Brut Champagne/sparkling wine, and "Scoots" obviously referring to a shortened version of scooters.
Variants: brut and scoot//bruts and scoot
Variants: brut and scoot//bruts and scoot
by Maverick55 May 4, 2019
Get the bruts and scootsmug. by Filthybitch May 26, 2006
Get the brutmug. When approached by a fella from India, All I heard was “brut brut brut......brut brut” apparently he was asking me for the time.
by Csmoker July 19, 2018
Get the Brutmug. Legend has it that tucked deep in the foothills of northern New England are two men who have achieved the ultimate level of manliness. It is said that when God said “Let there be light!” They responded with “say please”. They can both speak braille, do a wheelie on a unicycle and dribble a bowling ball. One of them once won a game of connect four in three moves while the other slammed a revolving door. They are also the real reason that Waldo is hiding. Imagine men whose jawlines could have chiseled Mount Rushmore and whose abs you could do your laundry on. All of these impressive accolades aside, they were able to accomplish all of this with a mere dash of Brut...The Essence of Man... across their chins... chins that I might add that they shave with chainsaws.
Oh my goodness have you heard of the Brut Brothers? I’ve heard they have managed to make a 70 year old aftershave sexy again! I’ve also heard they’re like a sexy mix between a lumber jack and Burt Reynolds when he was in his prime.
by Stuart Mcstiffenrod February 18, 2021
Get the Brut Brothersmug.