Brump

The up or down motion in the toilet you are sitting on in the office caused by someone sitting on or getting off the corresponding toilet on the opposite side of the wall.

Holy crap - I nearly got brumped off the bowl by somebody's big a**.

by roboto999 May 25, 2010

brump

a ship between joe Biden and Donald j trump

who do you ship?
brump alll the way
danm thats nasty

by daddyXuwu September 3, 2021

Buzz brümp

Slang for pot in South Jersey.
AKA Buzz, Re-myrtle, Bill Bellamy, Buddha, etc, etc.

Meep: Hey Big Old do you want to go buzz brümp down at the pit?

Big Old: Sounds good.

by Meep Mop October 11, 2005

Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

by a fatter December 17, 2010

Blumpkwich

The act of eating a sandwich, getting a blowjob, and taking a dump all at the same time.

Jesse -"Why weren't you in class"
Rich - "Sorry I was busy getting a blumpkwich"
Jesse - "..."
Rich- "yup"

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010