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broked

Derived from 'broke'.

A word often used by children which will sometimes carry on into adulthood in those who are not corrected.
"Mommy, I broked my favowite toy! Wiww yew buy me a new one?"
by Dan "Jp" October 10, 2004
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brokedown

describing a person that has absolutely no respect for them self and neglects their personal appearance and hygene. Often displaying some of the same qualities as a homeless person.
Jeff is so brokedown, he got that T-Shirt free from a liquor store and he hasn't showered all weak.
by Tommy Ballgame April 21, 2007
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Brokedick

The only proper response to someone once horsecocked
see horsecock definition 3
Dagwood:"HORSECOCK!"
Stege: "BROKEDICK"
by Dead Mouse July 1, 2009
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brokedown female

A female who doesn't have their shit together
Tired of dealing with brokedown females.
by 2blk2strong July 3, 2016
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Brokeded

Another way people can spell the word "Broken." This is funnier and will probably cause some laughs. It is also how some Kids accidentally pronounce the word Broken.
Bob: OMFG I BROKEDED MY KATANA 0_0

Carl: Lol.

Bill: Lol.

OMGWTFBBQStranger: *Assasinates Bob*

Carl: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED BOB!

Bill: YOU BASTARD!

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Mwahahaha.

Carl: YOU LONG NAMED BASTARD!

Bill: HADOKEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Oh shizzle *Large Explosion*
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Kid: ROFLCOPTER YOU BROKEDED HIS GAMEBOY!

Kid2: Oh noes.
by imafirinmahlazer March 30, 2009
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Brokedness

To be broke on an epic level. Or to be beyond destitution.
I suffering from prolonged brokedness.
by Brokedness October 30, 2014
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brokedick

A extremely cheap person.
A person that does not give gratuities for the services provided to them at Bars, Restaurants, Clubs, Hotels Ect.
A person that is of the poor economic class with no power.
2 servers in random chat with eachother.

Server 1: I waited on the guy at table 23 for like 45 minutes, his bill came out to be like $300 and all he left me was 3 bucks for a tip
Server 2: What a brokedick!
Another example...
Alex talks with Marko about a certain girl he has a crush on.
Alex: "Marko, do you think Jennifer will go out with me?"
Marko: "Prolly not dude, she is a sackchaser like the rest of these gold digging randy piss swallowing whores, she really doesn't fall for brokedicks like us!"
by Marko Schmidt October 28, 2007
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