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baby brainwashing

The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.

Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.
Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!

I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!
by Leafarzarian June 25, 2009
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self-brainwashing

Extricating certain words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations from one's brain and replacing them with other words, thoughts, beliefs, and/or expectations by writing them, reading them, recording them, playing them back, thinking about them and practicing them.
Reading numerous self-help books I realized that my beliefs and expectations were injected into me in various ways by different people since I was a child. Gradually, I realized that I could replace the negative words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations with correct and better ones. I call that process self-brainwashing.
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brainwashing

Let's take our son to church so he can be programmed with the same mythological bullshit we were programmed with! This will protect him from brainwashing by the schools with their "facts".
by Olorin42 February 18, 2009
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Brainwashing

Something the Japanese do to American Children using cartoons, toys, music and other forms of entertainment.




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by BotyBooty November 19, 2004
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Brown Washing

The act of urinating in an partners asshole after orgasm , in an attempt to wash away any semen and / or fecal matter.
" Ashley finally let me in the back door last night , quite messy but I gave her a good Brown Washing to clean things up a bit. "
by Johnny Js Brown Bandit February 2, 2023
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Brainwashing

something tehCIA did to people turning them all into hippie arseholes and now all of the hippie arseholes are doing to the rest of us
the goal being satanism.....
by o)O picasso January 8, 2005
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chain brainwashing

Brainwashing passed down from generation to generation. Religion and old wives tales are this kind of brainwashing.
"So you believe in a flat earth because your preacher and your mother told you it's flat? Just like their mother told them? That's called Chain Brainwashing!"
by FurryCatPaws May 10, 2017
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