Brownworm

A particularly strewn-out bowel movement in which the end result can resemble a long wriggling worm. It can also form what appears to be a "Mr whippy" in the bowl.

Sanjeet: "Mate check out this brownworm, definitely going on Ratemypoo"

Dave: "You're sick"

by raebylzzirGrizzlybear August 12, 2011

Broadsword

a man's penis, either large or used with authority, as if it were a medieval broadsword.

Don't even trip, girl, you know I swing that broadsword.

by C-Smith November 3, 2005

Brownwood

Brownwood is a mess. Most residents have been doing drugs since the age of 11. Many come from an inbred family. They dress like they are uncivilized. Their favorite food is donuts, and they like going to the park. They drink a lot and go to jail often. They are also homophobic and racist. Overall Brownwood is a terrible place to live.

Man did you hear about Brownwood?

Yeah! It's an awful place.

by i-define-stuff February 4, 2019

Brownwood

A town in Texas that has become known for its tolerance towards the homosexual lifestyle. In honor of Brownwood's acceptance of alternative lifestyle, the term Brownwood has been associated with gay anal intercourse.

After banging his teammate in the booty, the gay Lion was left holding Brownwood in his hand.

by Rocket_Rodney August 13, 2008

Brownwood

1. A town in Texas best known for a large homosexual population.
2. The result of anal intercourse.
3. The erection of a black man.
4. Wood that is actually brown.

I was cruising for foxes in Brownwood, when a big black stud hit me upside my head with a brownwood club and then booty raped me with his brownwood, resulting in his erection becoming brownwood.

by Brownwood_Booty_Slammer August 24, 2008

Broadsword

A large, durable, indestructible weapon, used to destroy the weaker katana blade.

The Broadsword! On Conquest!

by Poops McGee January 7, 2004

Broadswording

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014