joey browners

French fries that have been overcooked, usually left in the fryer too long and/or sat under a heat lamp for too long.

Katie had to ask the waitress for new fries because she had received joey browners.

by Jack M. W. February 4, 2007

Tor Browser

Your best friend when you need to watch porn but you're using your office wifi

Man I wanted to watch porn so I used Tor Browser to bypass the wifi's website blocking

by DesiredApple1 October 3, 2019

My browser history

porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn and more porn

you: my browser history is pure porn what about yours

by Crazzy_Gamer278 May 17, 2018

Brownsed

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.

Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.

by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016

Browser Paralysis

When a website has so many pop-ups, streaming video, embedded YouTube, Flash and cookie downloads that it freezes. Similar to not being able to *log out* because your server keeps dumping spam into your inbox.

The boss is coming and this browser paralysis is keeping me from being able to close this damn porno window. I'm toast!

by genius-girl October 9, 2009

browser wanking

A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.

You should try browser wanking on Urban Dictionary. Very responsive.

by Little Sammy B September 19, 2014

botnet browser

(Noun) Internet slang for the web browser Google Chrome. Derogatory insinuation the web browser application replicates behaviors similar to malware in a botnet. Application behavior can include transmission of an inappropriate amount of browsing data to the company, update policies and difficulty in fully removing the application after uninstalling reminiscent of PUPs.

Additionally alludes to inappropriate integration of company services, i.e., past injection of advertisements in personal email through the gmail service based on key words and forcing You Tube patron to use their real name while integrating with Google +.

I couldn't install Arch last night on my Chromebook, so now I'm stuck with botnet browser.

by numbing_agent January 14, 2015