brown bagged

The first act of brown bagging involves your partner to have coarse diaheria on the bed. Once the deed is complete you will dip you genitals into the pile of feces. After you have completed the smearing of shit on your ball bag, you proceed to tea bag her. Now that shes full of shit, you turn her face down and smear her face on the shitty bed sheets.

My dad loves being brown bagged!

by ifucksluts March 30, 2008

brownbagging

To leave a fecal residue on a sex partner. May or may not include use of the scrotum(BAWLZ).

Last night I totally brownbagged that bitch all over her face/chest.

by walczyk January 17, 2005

brownbagger

A married member of the United States Marine Corps.

Lcpl. Graham refused to get any pussy in Thailand because he is a brownbagger.

by Candidate Badass August 30, 2007

brownbagging

When you receive head from someone wearing a brown bag over their head if they have a nasty face.

Dude me and the chick, well I think it was a chick were brownbagging it the other day.

by Gary Sphinktas April 28, 2006

Brownragged

To wipe your ass with something else when you're out of toilet paper.

Dude I brownragged your facecloth so you would know to get some Charmin.

by silverback6565 December 3, 2009

Brown bagged

To take your colostomy bag and hit/pour it on another person

He was so mad at his boss that he brown bagged him as he left.

by Scotterbug October 25, 2022

BrownBagger

A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.

Ivan washes his balls after shitting because he's a brownbagger.

by BKpaw July 7, 2024