brown firetruck

The #2 to the term firetrucking's #1, a brown firetruck is the bowel-voiding version. Some people think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny.

Thank god for the washrooms at Mooby's 'cause I had a serious brown firetruck on the way. That coulda been nasty! O_o!

by Johnny Frug December 15, 2008

Brown Fireworks

When you ram another butt so hard that poop shoots out like fireworks

Man, I rammed it so hard I saw brown fireworks.

by the unknown mystery enigma February 22, 2011

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma February 1, 2020

Brown Fireball

A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.

We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly

The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008