Broskee

Broskees are guys who aren't just a crew but more like a family. Broskees will do anything for their broskee except anything homosexual (broskees are straight).

Broskees do everything together. Broskees hit the gym, wavepool and mall together. When people see one broskee they should get the feeling that other broskees are near.

Broskee is the highest rank of friend you can have. Even surpassing the girl friend.

Broskees never steal a girl from another broskee.

Any broskee hooking up with a girl, that another broskee has already been with, is frowned upon (no girl gets with more than one of the broskees)

Hot Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Kevin: Hitting up the wave pool after I go to the gym
Hot Girl: Who are you going with?
Kevin: Obviously I'm going with my broskees, but you should come too
Hot Girl: Okay I'll be there ;)

Kevin: Hey Tyler, you gotta come to this party with me, trevor and brian
Tyler: Dude I cant, alyssa is making me eat dinner with her
Kevin: Broskees or alyssa?
Tyler: True, i can't leave the broskees behind

by KewLy August 7, 2011

Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.

Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?

by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010

Brolette

A female bro. Irregardless of their sexual orientation lady bros will often do things a bro would. They are not your sisters, they are your bros.

Brolette, Wing-man, co-op buddie, laugh at dirty jokes, be funny, etc.

by Samsiel June 3, 2011

brosketeer

A broski that belongs to a smaller group of broskis within broskidom usually consisting of 3 broskis

broski 1: yo whats up
broski 2: nothin just chilling with my brosketeers

broski 1: same

by broskiman June 28, 2010

Briskett

Definition of a woman, preferably of older age between 30-50s

"Yo man, look at that Briskett roll up on that benz."

by lalakers24 February 6, 2007

blokette

A femaliased.. (its also a word.) version of a bloke.

"Different strokettes for different.. blokettes... uh, yeah.. PINT O BITTAH AND A STEAK PLEASE!"

by Farsin McMarsin.. from McMarsin and Marsin! March 29, 2004

Broette

A girl who is clearly a bro and participates in bro-like activities.

That Russian girl is such a broette.

by Whats up world April 6, 2010