broppression

The oppression of bros.

Bro, they might cancel the lacrosse program at our school.

No way bro, that's broppression.

by Willisig October 20, 2009

brooplefuck

When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend or group of friends, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of others, it is simply a way of providing levity to a peer.

Emma: "Ugh, I sneezed so hard in class that I got snot all over my essay."
Josh: "Wow, haha, what a brooplefuck."
Emma: "What the fuck is a brooplefuck?"
Josh: "When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of y-"
Emma: "Are you fucking high, what are you spewing right now?"
Josh: "I saw it on urban dictionary. I've been using it for a while, it's pretty funny."
Emma: "No it isn't. It sounds stupid as shit."
Josh: "No it doesn't."
Emma: "Yes it does. Saying random syllables and cusses and mashing them together isn't humor, and even if it is, then it's the simplest and least effective form of it.
Josh: "See? See, Emma? This is why we broke up, Emma. You have no idea how to have fun."
Emma: "Aight, first of all, fuck you, and secondly, we broke up because you realized you were gay."
Josh: "Oh, right."
Emma: "You're such a bitch."
Josh: "Oh, I see. Because I'm into men, that makes me a bitch? What sort of profiling-"
Emma: "Fuck off, stop slapping-"
Kathryn (passing by): "Wow, guys. What's this brooplefuck all about?"
(Josh and Emma simultaneously punch Kathryn in the stomach.)

-SEVERAL DAYS LATER-

Kathryn: "..and then they totally punched me like a couple of assholes."
Isaac: "Wowza."
Kathryn: "Yup."
Isaac: "Sounds like quite the brooplefuck."
(Kathryn rips off Isaac's ears and devours them.)

by doctorSpankklok March 22, 2019

bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019

brapple

a bruised apple

"this apple has been bruised" "mate its a brapple"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

brapple

brapple

something overly sick warrants this expression

"braaappleeee....... dont make me draw fo da makkle"(refering to a mac 10)

"braaappleeee....... dont make me draw fo da makkle"(refering to a mac 10)

person a: i just got a free tens by accident from tom

person b: brapple! :-)

by willw October 13, 2006

brouple

A close relationship between two 'bros'. Many view it as love. Always hanging out, sharing girls, Bro stuff.

Phil and Joe are such a brouple. They havn't done a girl separately in months.

by chickmag101 October 28, 2010

Bopple

To act crazily or fanatically, with no reasonable explanation.

The rabid kangaroo boppled about, spontaneously hopping and kicking the dusty Outback.

by JoNasty April 10, 2013