prophylactics

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

by Bill February 12, 2006

Prophylactic Shock

The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.

by Fyodor May 12, 2006

Brophilactic

A friend who consistently interrupts or makes invalid your attempts to score with a female but is still your bro.

Johnny would have nailed that blonde chick if it wasn't for Charles rippin one in the car. What a brophilactic.

by Loafysnacks November 26, 2010

smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.

by iRustin January 2, 2010

prophylactic rodent

a punk band from Altlanta, GA

"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."

by ghylsain is a faggot September 16, 2003

Prophylactic measure

To protect from or take preventative measures against

I’m not going to kill all those people as a prophylactic measure against your anxiety

by Natalie Lovesdick June 1, 2018