Tough Old Broad

Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.

Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.

by Baytrey October 22, 2013

bronado alley

A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.

*See also: bronado, bronado shelter

It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.

by +ApN+ July 21, 2016

Dumb broad

A delusional girl who thinks she knows everything but, generally speaking, knows little to nothing.

"Samantha thought she knew everything about the argument, but was really just a dick-hopping dumb broad"

by Lmsmm88 April 2, 2017

Broadway Tourette's

1. The sudden involuntary spasmodic singing of Broadway songs.
(definition from Garrison Keillor's "Guy Noir" February 4, 2006)

2. More broadly, it can also include songs from other musicals, movies, and shows that may or may not have been on Broadway.

"I can't find my keys, but they've got to be somewhere!"
"Somewhere? Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high..."
"Could you control your Broadway Tourette's? I really need to find my keys."

by Cait S. December 16, 2008

bronado shelter

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.

Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.

by +ApN+ July 22, 2016

Uncle Brodad

A man who is your Uncle, Brother, and father at the same time (a whole lotta incest)

I'm going to Arkansas to visit my Uncle Brodad

by Kie-Guan Jinn February 21, 2017

Broadway

A street known in each of three large cities as the historical, cultural, and commercial center of the city. In the Chicago neighborhood of Uptown, Broadway is home to the Aragon Ballroom, Riviera Theater, Uptown Theatre, and Green Mill Jazz Club. In San Francisco, Broadway Street celebrates the city’s culture through adult oriented venues such as the Condor Club, the hungry i Club, the Showgirls theater, and the City Lights Bookstore. As I grew up near San Francisco, I always figured that’s why it’s called “Broad”way. So, when traveling with my fiancée in New York, and she asked me if I wanted to catch a show on Broadway Avenue, well… let’s just say the resulting misunderstanding led to a substantial fight.

Tourist 1: Hey, do you want to pick up a show on Broadway?
Tourist 2: I don't know. In this city, would it be "The King and I" or "The King and Di"?

by Ben Dover Franken October 3, 2009