Broomer

An individual who spends all their money on a game that their bad at.
Includes: DLC’s, skins, operators/characters, anything that is paid with money!
Broomer: Hey, I bought a skin on COD for $20. It’s so sick!

Friend 1: But why? You play so bad, you can’t aim!
Friend 2: He’s a “Broomer” don’t mind him!
by Doniik June 26, 2021
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Broomer

A) (Pronounced broom-meh): Franglais mistranslation of the French verb balayer

B) offensive term for a janitor
The term broomer combines the English verb to broom and a French conjugation of verbs ending in er.
by Sexydimma February 18, 2022
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Someone who brooms away the mess created by groomers. Your under-appreciated dad or buddy growing up who knows that you are attracted to women and criticizes you for developing a persona that would cause your dream girl to ultimately reject you for a stronger male persona. All straight men get broomed from time to time but many refuse to admit it out of the fear of appearing weak.
My buddy was mad that I was being a broomer, but I know he'll thank me later when he gets his dream girl and deletes all the groomers on his contact list holding him down.
by Pyrrhic_revolt December 17, 2022
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A pandemic-type virus implemented by Mother Earth to save itself from The Baby Boomer Generation as a last ditch nuclear option after all other natural disasters and world calamities have failed.
“I knew this would happen,” says Mother Earth to God while puking blood.

God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.

Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”

God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”
by JimmyChonga24 March 22, 2020
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Broomer

(Pronunced Bro·mer) when your bro is a boomer
Yo, you a broomer
by A_Big_Dum December 14, 2019
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Broomer

Synonym of dumb broom , but is used only with an “Okay” in front of it.

Means a dumb person, usually female, especially a female who let’s a fuckboy fuck up her life.
Friend 1: “I fucked with John again, i hate myself for it!”
Friend 2: “Okay, broomer!”
by Dumb broom June 16, 2020
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a roommate that is also a boomer
Meet my burritoistic broomer sitting on the couch over there
by MlemShobe October 21, 2020
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