Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Bonessi

Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.

Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!

by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019

bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.

Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.

by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010

Brofessor

The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.

Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.

by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016

Brofessor Oak

The top authority when it comes to Broing out or just being Bro.

Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."

Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"

by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010

brocess

To process in a bro-like manner.

Dude I had to brocess my girlfriend's 'serious talk' by drinking 10 Jager Bombs.

by EnglishCriminal January 17, 2014