Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer
by CardiovascularBronchitis June 18, 2022
When a person is so high they start making zero sense and start talking about two different things that do not go together.
by Tmpasunshinegrl June 27, 2021
Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.
"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"
by JGSR July 22, 2006
That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.
Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.
Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!
My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex
Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!
My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex
by CooNian August 13, 2018
When you laugh but no noise coming out except for a wheeze and ah dry dry cough. Therefore you suffer from bronchitis laff syndrome.
by eatyossy April 28, 2021
If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.
Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.
Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.
Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...
Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.
Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...
by TheSickDick February 17, 2020
This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.
Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!
by fuckmedaddyohiloveyourdick May 14, 2022