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bronado shelter

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.
by +ApN+ July 22, 2016
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Bronup

Grown ass men who act like frat boy bros, especially when drinking, hitting on women and/or trying to be "cool". See also: Men who wear Ed Hardy t-shirts and True Religion jeans but have receding hair lines.
That 40-year-old guy was shitfaced by noon, let his kids run wild and made out with a woman who was not his wife. What a f***in bronup.
by CincyWordsmith December 10, 2013
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bronard

/bikkipanch big fat looser who like men
this dudes such a bronard
by whoakun November 6, 2020
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Bro-Nap

The act of a male taking a timed nap with his male friends
Josh "Damn, im feeling a little tired'"
Matt "Hey guys lets take a Bro-Nap together, no homo,"
Taylor and Chris together "That's a great idea!"
by Dukey Ceo of Treehousegang November 6, 2010
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Breonaphobia

Fear of revolving doors(bar or glass), turnstiles, faregates, bafflegates - anything that falsely represents a door used to cover an opening with two or more hinges.
He was running late for work but his Breonaphobia compounded the problem when he realized new entry/exit procedures were implemented.
by Brenetics April 10, 2009
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Bronade

Male version of a grenade, rarely gets laid and constantly cock blocks his buddies because of it.
Guido Friend: Hey bro, check out this girl I'm bout to bring home.

Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.
by longrod vonbigdong July 25, 2011
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Bronald Reagan

A rank of bro which demands a high amount of respect. Bronald Reagans typically call for more respect than Brosef Stalins, but not as much as Broseidons, the Gods of the Brocean.
Bro 1: Hey brah, you wanna play some Madden and have a Natty Ice?
Bro 2: Sure thing, Bronald Reagan.
by Daveecee September 12, 2010
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