A person, most times a man, that spends six days a week in the gym training a classic bro split (Chest, Shoulders, Back, Legs, Arms, Biceps) whilst maintaining a Ronnie Coleman diet (aka rice, chicken and broccoli four times a day), also avoiding cardio training at all costs. He typically manages to make some gains with this method and them shows it off in the nightclub wearing a shirt that probably fits his little sister, but certainly not him.
„I swear, if you don‘t start doing 30 sets for biceps every day, it‘ll never grow.“
„Dude, you‘re such a brolifter.“
„Dude, you‘re such a brolifter.“
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1) the Amish practice of roasting meats in a brown gravy-like substance.
2) the physiological and psychological state that accompanies eating substantial amounts of food that has been broasted.
3) illicit sexual actions performed on some one by members of a male social organization while they are in incapacitated.
1) the Amish practice of roasting meats in a brown gravy-like substance.
2) the physiological and psychological state that accompanies eating substantial amounts of food that has been broasted.
3) illicit sexual actions performed on some one by members of a male social organization while they are in incapacitated.
1) after a good day of threshing I enjoyed a broasted chicken.
2) dude, I am so totally broasted; I should have never stopped at that Amish place for dinner.
3) after I drank that 30 pack of PBR and passed out in the commons the brothers totally broasted me.
2) dude, I am so totally broasted; I should have never stopped at that Amish place for dinner.
3) after I drank that 30 pack of PBR and passed out in the commons the brothers totally broasted me.
by PBR King January 19, 2010
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"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"
"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"
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