brocaine

An alternative way of saying cocaine. Coined first by Zach Cregger of Whitest Kids U' Know.

"I told her I was gonna be in the woods for 2 weeks fighting ghosts or something, but then I went to my second apartment and did a shitload of brocaine." - Zach Cregger.

by poisonpoyson August 1, 2009

Bronaise

A substance that a certain subset of Weight Lifters ingest to increase muscle mass. Bronaise is created by rapidly stroking another man's penis and swallowing the ejaculate. Bronaise can only be attained from another man, and must be fresh to work.

Jeff's gained 20% muscle mass over the last few weeks using massive doses of Bronaise. He's ripped!

by Freidan March 12, 2013

Brojamas

When a guy invites a bunch of friends over to his house to chill and then, since its his house, changes into something more comfortable. You can always tell who's house it is by the sight of 5 dudes in jeans and sneakers while one guy is bare-foot and has shorts and a old Thundercats t-shirt on.

"Your Brojamas look kinda filthy man. How old is that t-shirt exactly?"

"When you invited me over I wasn't expecting to see your nuts all night. Do you not have longer shorts?"

by Jokerface September 28, 2009

brojack

When your bro is borny and you help him out with a hand job.

Mutual masturbation between close male friends.

Hanging out with my bro Saturday night, watched some porn, and ended up brojacking.

by zawfi February 20, 2009

Broji

A Broji is a follower and believer of the mystical and majestic goji berries of the Himalayan Mountains. Legend has it that the power of goji berries is so strong that it can cure Cancer, Erectile Dysfunction, Herpes, AIDS, and even grow lost or amputated limbs back. Not for the faint of heart, the title "Broji" is one that only few can claim as their own and all will be remembered as a Broji for eternity. It is also common for outsiders to be extremely jealous and envious of Brojis. This is not surprising as being a Broji makes you better than people on numerous different levels and it is difficult for many to accept it.

I hate my life. I wish I could be a Broji and find meaning and truth within myself.

I feel like I have a concussion. I think a Broji just hit me in the head. I need a tall glass of goji juice.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer in your brain and spine.
Patient: So I'm going to die? Why did this have to happen to me?
Doctor: Here, drink this goji juice (handing over a large container of goji juice). You should be healed in 24 hours. I highly recommend becoming friends with a Broji as well.
Patient: Thanks, doc! I love life again! I love the Brojis!

by gojigojigoji December 13, 2009

Brojangles

= to bro, brother, dude, man, or friend

What's up brojangles?

by aaaaaaaaaaa February 2, 2008

Brojangles

Used in place of a close friend's name in an act of bromance.

Anthony- "Sup, Alex?"

Alex- "Not much. Hbu, Brojangles?!"

by John Tiddlesworth June 8, 2009