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Big gulp brown out 

Big gulp brown out. Often occurs while driving over long periods of time. The sudden urge to drop a deuce comes at the worst possible time. No gas stations in sight, no trees or bushes, and all you have is an empty, xtra large, plastic soft drink cup from 7-11 (BIG GULP). Since you have been prairie dogging for the past 15 minutes hoping there will be a rest stop, there is no time to contemplate other options. Shit in the cup. It takes some skill if you are the driver but it is worth it once accomplished. After shitting in the cup, put the lid and straw back on the cup. Aim at the nearby elderly driver, hag, douche bag, or fag and chuck the dirty bomb out the window "CAREFULLY". Once the bomb has hit the windshield it will explode and cause a, BIG GULP BROWN OUT, similar to a snowy white out. If the bomb is pre planned, the deuce will most likely be more solid, resulting in another similar phenomenon the BIG GULP MUDSLIDE!! the shit wont cover as much area and will be more clumpy resembling mud.
DILROD: Hey man, can we stop somewhere so i can shit.

CHAUNCEEY: No, we are already late. Why dont you shit in the empty big gulp.

DILROD: Ok.......... (hovers over the cup trying not to slip and fall on it) UNNNNGH!!... AAAHhAhahhhhh......EErrRRgGGGhHH.....whew...(wipes ass with sock and puts it in the cup)......what do i do with it now?

CHAUNCEEY: Just chuck it out the window.

DILROD: Ok. I'll aim for that old HAG, we just passed. I think she was driving slow on purpose..................Ready, aim, fire!!!! We have. contact. That was an awesome "Big gulp brown out"

CHAUNCEEY: I think we should enter that into the Urban Dictionary.
Big gulp brown out by RUGER September 6, 2013

broing out the frat 

Chillin with your homes. Drinking heavily and participating in fratty activities. Particpants may be entitled to Greek letters written across their arms.
Yo! Last night we were broing out the frat and i got so schwasted.

rolling brown out

When two people are fucking and the girl squats over the guys face and shards on his face.
Guy" lets do something freaky"
Girl" you wanna do a rolling brown out?"
Guy"sure"
Girl"unzips pants and turns around"
Guy"i change my mind!!!"
rolling brown out by Gopher1 October 29, 2010

Cincinatti brown out 

The end result of defecating over someone else's eyes.
I put my brown eye over her brown eyes and gave her a Cincinatti brown out.

brown out 

A partial loss of power similar to a blackout, but with less intensity. May cause lights to flicker, electronic devices to turn on/off spontaneusly, etc.
See brownout
California, in the midst of a constant energy crisis, is apt to have brown outs, especially during the summer.
brown out by pythonspam May 24, 2004

Brown Out 

When one is engaged in anal sex and as they are thrusting in and out of their partner's anus they look down and notice some shit on their dick. Suddenly the energy and desire for anal sex is diminished greatly to the point of becoming semi-erect.
Jim: Dude, I so pumped last night. I had a hard-on that wouldn't quit and I was fucking Jane's ass. Then I noticed my cock was coming out dirty and I just lost it. Started going limp. Lost my drive. What a bummer.
Bo: Damn, bro. Total brown out!
Brown Out by theinstigator September 22, 2016

Brown out 

Similar to "greening out" as a negative short term after-effect of smoking cannabis. However instead of vomiting you shit yourself. Browning out.

Side note: Most people who brown out deny it at all costs.
Conor: Damn boi, I was so high I think might have shat myself after getting off that train
Me: Woah I can't believe you just brown'd out for fuck sake Conor
Conor: No I didn't brown out I swear!
Everyone else: Did you hear Conor brown'd out at South Kensington Station
Brown out by Skunk Shack FM September 19, 2017