brotalitarian

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.

"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.

by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008

Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.

The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.

by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009

Brutality

The small inconviences of daily life that gradually beat a man down to the point he can't help to moan the word "brutality" in order to ease the pain of these constant annoyances

Omg the brutality never ends....BRUTALITY

by Cardoggy October 30, 2016

Broalition of the Chilling

Any group of Bro's who enjoy brotastic activities such as brobeques, brodownsr, brahwls and broday parties. Activities range from bronding to enjoying brotein shakes.

"Yo lets dip set, book it,cop a 40 and post up on the block."
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"

by AraBrosqito May 3, 2010

police brutality

Police Brutality is lethal and unwarranted force against a civilian.
Police officers do usually get away with it with only minor fines.

Hank: Howdy Officer

Officer Daniels: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Hank: not really...why did you pull me over?

Officer Daniels: i smelled drugs

Hank: from 400 feet away in a enclosed vehicle?

Officer Daniels: your getting off topic

Hank: ok then..can i go now?

Officer Daniels: getting a attitude with me boy?

Hank:no..i just want answers

Officer Daniels: Sir get out of the vehicle

Hank: ok..let me get my id from the dash

Officer Daniels: GUN!!!!!

Hank: do what??

Officer Daniels: get on the ground now!!!!!!

hank im not doing anything heres my license!

*officer daniels hits hank with night stick several times*

Officer Daniels: there...now i feel better about my self.

Hank: i cant feel my arms!

Officer Daniels: too bad so sad :D

Hank: The Police Brutality!!
*officer drives off*
Hank: Oh Why me!! why did they release the rule allowing the officers to beat us law abiding citizens when ever they want!

by Suffery June 30, 2009

Brofanity

Bonding through obscenity.

Bro 1: Sup Bitch?
Bro 2: Nothin' fucker... You?
Parent/Boss: Fellas keep the Brofanity to a minimum please.

by Barcooties August 14, 2009

brotality

noun - The finishing move in a Bro rape.

I performed a finishing move on Chad. It was a brotality!

by wijiwang August 4, 2008