bridesmaid wasted

The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.

"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."

by idnami March 29, 2015

always a bridesmaid never a bride

always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person

“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”

by corpsebride1234 April 15, 2022

bridesmaidzilla

As opposed to a bridezilla, the bridesmaidzilla is a bridesmaid who is bitter about the amount of money she has to spend to be in the wedding party

"I just spent $400 on a bridesmaid dress and shoes, and I still have to pay for my travel, the bachelorette party, and a wedding present! I didn't sign up for this. Is she a bridezilla ... or am I a bridesmaidzilla?"

by The Cason-Point March 1, 2010

Bridesmaid's Beer

The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).

Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!

by thedondondreamer December 17, 2010

Bridesmaids

The act of sitting down and shitting or pissing oneself in a public place such as the middle of a street.

Katie was so waisted she totally pulled a bridesmaids on her way back to the dorms!

by Glendolf The Blonde October 17, 2011

Bridesmaid Sandwich

The ultimate present for a newlywed husband

Mark's wife is so cool. She let him have a Bridesmaid Sandwich on their wedding night

by cartguy March 2, 2011

Bromaid

In the spirit of Brony, "Bromaid" is the name typically given to adult male viewers/fans (regardless of sexual preference/orientation) of the Disney's "The Little Mermaid" franchise.

It is the combination of the words 'bro' and 'mermaid'.

Woman - "So you're a guy and you've seen 'The Little Mermaid'?"
Man - "I sure have."
Woman - "So, you have a daughter then."
Man - "Nope. I just love the movie AND I have lots of Ariel swag, too."
Woman - "So, you're gay then."
Man - "Nope. I'm just a big ol' Bromaid!"

by Surfgoth November 17, 2014