A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.
The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.
Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.
It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.
The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.
Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.
It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.
Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.
20 years later
Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.
20 years later
Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.
by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010
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An adventure partaken amongst a group of male friends ("Bros") that involes masculine activities. An event must take place in an outdoor setting for at least 3 nights. Closely related to "Stumpjump" and "Brocation"
Examples of acceptable activities on Broventures:
-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting
-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games
-Fishing
-Fire & the burning of random objects
-Soccer, Football, Curling
-Fighting
-Off-Roading
-Gay Jokes
-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-BBQ
-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting
-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games
-Fishing
-Fire & the burning of random objects
-Soccer, Football, Curling
-Fighting
-Off-Roading
-Gay Jokes
-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-BBQ
by Savy January 9, 2008
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by H0oHa April 3, 2011
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1. that f-150 has serious brotential, you oughta lift that shit.
2. your fist pumps have serious brotential for making the 2011 jersey shore cast
3. i realized my buddy had brotential when he couldn't go out without all of his friends at once, gelling his hair, and ordering heinekens and jageh bahmbs, all fuckin night
4. not now chief, i may brotentially be in the fuckin zone
5. i got my game cube, jack johnson albums, a six pack, a BIG black dildo, and a can of axe. this night has serious brotential.
2. your fist pumps have serious brotential for making the 2011 jersey shore cast
3. i realized my buddy had brotential when he couldn't go out without all of his friends at once, gelling his hair, and ordering heinekens and jageh bahmbs, all fuckin night
4. not now chief, i may brotentially be in the fuckin zone
5. i got my game cube, jack johnson albums, a six pack, a BIG black dildo, and a can of axe. this night has serious brotential.
by HipStir January 30, 2010
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