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bridesmaidzilla

a condition in which an anal retentive bridesmaid controls the wedding party as though it were her own wedding
She is totally a bridesmaidzilla - she made all the girls sit down and do the calligraphy for all the wedding invitations!
by the pouty panda September 19, 2007
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Bridesmaid-ed

When one of your friends appears to be doing something really nice for you (such as asking you to be in her wedding) but in all reality is royally screwing you. (By subjecting you to months of listening to bridezilla talk, forcing you to pay hundreds for a dress you'll never wear in your life... etc) The word can apply to any situation NOT limited to weddings.
"Wasn't that sweet of Jessica to ask Marianne to go to the beach?"

"Not really. You know she just wanted her to go so that Jessica would look skinny compared to Marianne who's gained a few pounds."

"Wow. She totally got bridesmaid-ed."
by ACB22 February 4, 2010
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Bridesmen

A male in the bride's wedding party that is equivalent to a bridesmaid in duty and position.
The bride has nothing but male friends, so instead of bridesmaids she has bridesmen
by punktilious21 November 21, 2010
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Bridesmaid

bridesmaid
noun
1.
a girl or woman, usually one of several, who accompanies a bride on her wedding day."her sister asked her to be chief bridesmaid"
2.
informal
a person who never attains a desire or goal.
Rickie Fowler, (2014 Golf season).
"Rickie is having a good season, but seems a long way away from a major whilst being a bridesmaid to Rory wee-mac"
by Noddy Japan August 11, 2014
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Bridesmaided

To one up a person who knows a mutual friend like in the speech in the movie Bridesmaids.
"I have been friends with her for 5 years."
"Well I have been friends with her for 6 years and dated her husband in HS."
"I have been friends with her for 20 years, my kids know her kids, and our husbands go to the pub together every weekend. "

Person #3 just bridesmaided you both.
by Ven Detta July 17, 2021
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Bridesmoose

A busty chubby bride vacuum-sealed into a very shiny and cheap dress for the purpose of marrying some poor bastard - the final step in springing her loser trap. She will never fit into that dress ever again because within a very short time she will morph into a tittipotamus.
"What happened?? - the Rev says, "I now pronounce you man and wife" and then BOOM and there's scraps of maroon satin flying all over the place!" "It's your Bridesmoose, man! She blew up into a tittipotamus in record time! Keep her away from the buffet!"
by Treeple February 5, 2009
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fiscal brinksmanship

Noun. A game in which the first person to touch a bill, such as 2013 budget, loses and has to give up something they want to pay for it.

Can also be played with electrical bills, hookers, and bar tabs. It is legally binding.
Person A: Did you hear that that Boehner guy in the Republican party is still refusing to cooperate with President Obama even though it makes his entire party look worthless?

Person B: Don't worry, this is just fiscal brinksmanship. He'll agree to something at the last minute.

Person A: But what if he doesn't?

Person B: Then, I guess we're fucked.
by Easy Kompany December 29, 2012
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