bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by jizzle February 4, 2004

brofection

Brofection is similar to affection but between two men in a completely non romantic way. Brofection usually occurs in any type of bromance.

That was one brofectionate hug bro.

by ryan ong February 19, 2011

Brairection

When information is so good, it gives you a brain-erection (IE: An amazing fact that touches your very soul).

"Oh my God, Borderlands 2 is coming out next month!"
"The Great Dictator speech just gave me a brairection..."

by Grayl August 29, 2012

belectioner

Someone who loves both One Direction and Just Bieber.

OMG, I'm such a belectioner!

by Ninja belectioner March 19, 2013

Witness Brotection

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro

"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."

by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009

brexecution

The resulting conversational punishment received when disagreeing with a supporter of the brexit movement

Dude, did you hear how mad he was?
Yeah, you just got a total brexecution

by DW's March 22, 2017

Brotection

When a Bro supplies another Bro with birth control.

Bro: Hey man, where are you going?
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)

by Yabobo October 31, 2009