Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008

benting

the act of venting to benti

"benti there is so much tea in our grade, we need to bent."
"let's get benting."

by ng2210 February 24, 2019

45 Brenton Terrace

The Holiest parcel in all of the Berkshires, blessed by the divas, it’s the most beautiful building on gods flat green earth.

Owned and operated by the “chopper” herself, Laura Nira Harbin Boterf Waters, lord of the land!
See laura harbin-waters

Steer clear of this estate, as it is a rental property, and you will be driven to madness by the unending presence of diva boterf.

P1: Yo… 45 Brenton terrace is up for rent again
P2: I’d rather live on the sidewalk, that bitch is crazy
P1: I heard she once lost all her tenants at the same time.
P2: yup! One of them won a lawsuit against her because she was so bad.

by Scumbag Fanboy July 12, 2022

breninger

mistakenly referred to as a type of sex toy, a breninger in actuality is a tall male usually having buzzed or curly hair, the latter often resembly that of pubic hair. A breninger is a life loving exzuberent person, often looking for a good time or a party. They love recreational drug use and have an annoyingly funny laugh. Breningers are often falsely accused of being under the influence during school hours.

steven: dogg Wheres the pary at?
Brody: Wow bro your sucha breninger

by tim bellowith March 25, 2010

brennin

Well balanced person, who is always trying new experiences. Athletic, sometimes hardheaded at times, loving and full of joy.

Brennin you are always in to something.

by Huntess April 27, 2016

Brenton

An amazing guy. Loyal. Loving. Sexy as hell. Sweet. Known for his sense of humor and craziness. Loves to have a good time with friends. Loves making new friends. Will try anything once and if he likes it will do it more.Typically a country boy who loves to drink. More street smart than book smart. He is very open. He would give you the shirt off his own back if you needed it, but don't cross him because he is not afraid to beat someone's ass, no matter how big the other guy is. Afraid of nothing. Never backs down. Protects the ones he loves. He never forgets anything. Try's to be tough but deep down is a big baby. Has a heart of gold.

That Brenton sure is a good guy, he is so funny and affable.

by LovesaguynamedBrenton September 13, 2011

Brienting

Verb. The action of using pure brute force to cause suffocation to a member of the opposite sex during sexual intercourse; often pertaining to the male sexual organ blocking entrance way for oxygen to the female during oral sex.

He was accidentally brienting her and did not realize it

by S13YL March 16, 2009