Brentonism

The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...

That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism

by Flagguy April 14, 2013

Brenton

Ability to make one's self sick when something doesn't suit them.

I'm going to pull a Brenton today because there is a big test in math.

by WRT1900AC August 15, 2018

cape breton

An island in eastern canada part of nova scotia the best place on earth to live the island is shaped like the number six.

I will always love living in cape breton

by kenneth123 September 19, 2006

Bretton

A hansome alpha male with a really large penis and always has mating rights in the sqaud he is strong intelligent it makes every woman in a 30 mile radius moist.his penis is so large infact space time is bent in his presence. He has the spiciest hands in the Bikini Bottom.

Girl:that bretton is really cute hes making me moist

by The slump god of the 69th skke July 4, 2018

Brenton

n. A great guy that's funny. Knows karate and has a black belt. But can't do a back flip. Known to play Xbox a lot. Good at playing COD4.

Peter: Dude how many days of cod have you played all together?
Brenton: 'bout 17 I think?

by Lion Girl 1881 May 23, 2009

Breyton

Pure bred sick cunt, chick magnet and overall lad. Built like a tank. Hard to miss such a great sight

Fuck, there's Breyton, good bloke

by True Blue Bloke May 22, 2019

Sally Bretton

A British actor/comedian who plays as a main character in the BBC's sitcom, 'Not Going Out.' She plays alongside Lee Mack. Earlier on in her career she did a one-time act in the also BBC's sitcom, 'My Family,' playing a wife to a man, getting into an argument and having her hair extensions ripped off. She is also famous for pressurising Lee in 'Not Going Out', to doing things he doesn't want to.

"I can't think of a sentence in which the name Sally Bretton fits."

by ThePotatoWhoCould July 27, 2021