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smokronized breathing

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke
Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.
by bananaman321 April 6, 2011
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Manual Breathing

Conscient, manual breathing (as opposed to unconscient, automatic breathing), where you directly control your inhaling and exhaling. Gets really annoying if it lasts.
"Manual breathing."
"OH NOES, I HATE YOU D:"
by H1R1 June 26, 2009
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breathing

Not-breathing, it's what all the cool kids do.
by acronym December 22, 2005
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Redbank Breathilizer

If you are giving your best friend or relative a blow job then you are to drunk to drive.
I told mom that the Redbank Breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. And now we have no money to pay for mom's funeral after paying for cousin Benny's penis re-attachment surgery.
by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010
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Go commit not breathing

A more insulting way of saying go die, commit suicide, or I hate you. Clearly, anyone who says this to someone they most dearly hate must hate them with the power of a goat. Careful saying this to someone, they might just get hurt.
CoolGuy123: You are the stupid.
GirlofDeath456: Go commit not breathing.

CoolGuy123: Why are you so mean to me.
by Dogs.mp4 July 22, 2018
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breathin

ariana grandes 9th track off of her 4th album called sweetener. issa a dope ass song about her anxiety n stuff. i relate to it a shit ton. :)
me: did you watch ariana grandes music video for breathin?
friend: yes i did.
me: well, what did you think about it?
friend: i didn’t like it that much and for that i say, thank u, next.
by there are no good names dammit November 17, 2018
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Breathn’t

Unable to breath, Asmatic
I ran so fast I’m breathn’t.
by Sub to INCHAAL YT March 5, 2020
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