goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

goose-breading by Spartae July 27, 2013

Breading 

Putting slices of bread with peanut butter on a car,mailbox,cat

"Dude Daniela was breading that cat !"

Breading by Twinkie Swagg November 6, 2011

finger breading 

When girls circle around a piece of bread and finger themselves, the last girl to squirt on the bread has the eat the bread.

Damn that shit was so gross when Melissa lost that game of finger breading, SHE ATE THE WHOLE SLICE!

finger breading by T-Dog Maloney July 9, 2016

loaf of breading 

When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.

"What's your cat doing in there?"
"Loaf of breading."

loaf of breading by Logan Burke May 20, 2008

breading 

To tell a lie which is very unbelievable and keep insisting that it is true.

Example 1
Zoe: I jumped a basketball fence when i was six, because three dogs bigger than twilight were chasing me.
Chi: Mad! Mad! Mad!

BEHIND ZOE'S BACK...

Chi: Zoe has been feeding me a hell of bread lately.
Ore: Guy! His breads are sweet.
Chi: I swear guy! He should stop breading.

breading by Orenzyie February 8, 2018

Breading 

Not paying attention when you're doing something. Brain dead in verb form.

Oh shit my bad I was just breading (breadin') for a sec, I didn't realize what you were saying

Breading by Martialdemon December 2, 2010

Breading 

The act of visiting a toilet armed with bread immediately after the toilet has been used. Proceeding to clean the toilet with the bread and then eating it.

The guys from audit always go into the toilet after I've laid one out, they mop up the remnants and eat the bread, the dirty breaders. It was a breading fest.

Breading by Breader December 27, 2007