Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."

"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

by 101202 July 27, 2014

breakfast foul

A breakfast foul is when you do something not meant for breakfast or eat something not meant for breakfast.

Hey! Buttering your muffin is a breakfast foul!

by Kennybot Sniper September 19, 2006

San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

gas station breakfast

A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.

On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.

by GiantsOLB53 December 22, 2020

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

South Side breakfast

Receiving a hefty dose of anal sex upon waking.

Barack Obama served South Side breakfast to Michelle this morning.

by lstr September 26, 2013

Breakabeen

Small hick town in the middle of nowhere with 3 tourist attractions which are 1, a general store 2, an auto shop and 3, a baseball feild. (That people live on!) Everyone everywhere in this beautiful hamlet smokes pot And there is a good chance that they are a drunk too! You also have to watch your lawn every 20 minutes for a wild sticky finger morris!

Sunny downtown Breakabeen

by Breakabeener January 16, 2020