A 6'4" alcoholic ogre who is more animal than man, that legend says lives in the city of Kelowna, Canada. Kinda like the Ogopogo but able to walk up-right on land, the Brang possesses 10 time the strength of a bigfoot.
A legitmut and leegal as a beegle sorta like word riginate'n frum most enny parts wher NASCAReze is spake mostleh.
Et's a na-tur-rul pergression fallern the likes a too fallah, Bring-meh, Brang-meh un Brung-meh!!!
Wey.... that Little Ole' Heifer Sweat Brang-meh seow muuch Guud Feahlin whilst she wuzza melkn theam thar chick'n.
Bouy Hawddy Bob!!!