Bratarded

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

by djgringo June 16, 2010

bradytard

- an NFL fan that exaggerates Tom Brady’s role in team accomplishments & relies on narrative over facts to create a verifiably false narrative that Tom Brady has had to do more heavy lifting for his team over his career than is actually verifiable with facts

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s production and abilities as an NFL QB primarily based on statistical data or facts that are the result of things outside of Tom Brady’s role as QB

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s perception as a professional athlete in order to side-step the fact that he is inferior to his peers when it comes to his level of performance that he actually has control over, I.E. passing, taking sacks, throwing INTs, points per drive on offense, etc.

Saying “Tom Brady does the most with less” or “Tom Brady could throw for 4,000 yards with random people off the street” is a typical Bradytard statement.

by JPMRRJr21118 March 22, 2021

Baraktard

Anyone who lies about his or her abilities to be a leader.

Man: "Billy sure doesn't know how to shoot a gun, he shouldn't be our gang leader."

Dude: "yeah Billy is a baraktard."

by Trab911 April 8, 2011

BlakeTarget

a cool ass nigga who makes fire ass music and does bum stuff with SkottWalmart

Yo Is That Amazing Rapper And Producer BlakeTarget?
Yeah! I Think It Is!

by BlakeTargetOfficial January 3, 2021

Breetarded

Being breetarded or the act of being a breetard is when one falls for Brees lies and decitfull personality only to find out later they were dupped.

Man I was really breetarded last night and believed she was telling the truth.

by HRH Jaaga May 30, 2019

Braketorque

The act of engaging the brakes on your vehicle while pressing down on the accelerator causing the wheels to spin. The vehicle should stay in place as much as possible while the rear tires spin. The torque from the vehicle overcomes the rear brakes.

Look at that guy in the bunny hug doing that sick braketorque!

Only cucks call it a brakestand!

by Thenewagecrewb December 8, 2018

Brietard

Someone who devalues the opinions of old white men.

Brie Larson is a brietard.

by ilybfj March 6, 2019