Brainternets

Your brain on the Internet.

This will be a reality in the near future.

"Lucie wins at Brainternets!"

by rmearns December 21, 2008

brainstrain

1-when you are trying so hard to work out something far too complex for your state of mind at the present time that you get a headache.

2-when your so mentally exhausted thinking of minor simple things is a massive effort.

etc.

1-If there was a fence that was like a grid, and the total volume of the fence was 3ft cubed, and the fence was 6 foot tall. if the fence was evenly distributed and a dragonfly measuring 1” height and 4” width, and it could only fly up to 4', what is the probability it will hit the fence, flying straight at the fence, at any given point within the range given.
reading that gave me massive brainstrain

2- what is 5+5+5+5+7+5? too tired, giving me brainstrain

by BrAiNsTrAinNN March 28, 2011

Brainsturbating

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.

Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018

Brainsturbate

When the mind is self-titillated and excited to the point of arousal but without stimulating the usual body parts.

Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.

Reading posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters is my favorite way to brainsturbate.

After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.

by Amber's boyfriend September 29, 2009

Brainsleench

The area between a squirrel's bonch and gonch. Also, can be used to describe the sound of pooping on a person's chest.

Oh man, I shat on her chest, and it totally made the grossest Brainsleench.

I study physics, so I dangled that squirrel's brainsleench.

by DM2 November 13, 2005

Braintenance

The act of cleaning out your brain of things that have been bouncing around in your thoughts for quite some time. This happens especially with relationships where you've gone awhile without actually deciding if you are into them anymore or not.

- Hey man, you wanna hang out this weekend?
- Naw bro, I gotta do some braintenance and figure out what the hell I'm doing.

by jbird3030 June 20, 2016

Brainstorming

Receiving a blow job while doing your homework.

"Dude last night Lauren came over while I was studying and she totally laid down the brainstorming"

by lamou1nr March 5, 2009