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battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.
They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.
by 'ole dirty bastard January 15, 2008
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battle cocktail

crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases
They went on a ten hour crack binge at their army friend's "battle cocktail" party.
by McNigglet January 11, 2008
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bottlerocketing

When you hold your nut in for a prolonged amount of time and squeeze your penis to the point where the head of your cock is blown off, soaring through the air.
Jerry: Bro, how did that hole in the wall happen?
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...
by NightmareFuel13 January 10, 2019
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Bottlecock

When a bottle is inserted through the fly of one’s pants. The resulting protrusion is called a bottlecock. (n)

An individual gets down on both of their knees, then the bottlecock is inserted into the mouth of the said individual. The resulting action is called bottlecocking. (v)
In a heated 40 yard dash, both Mike and Matt thought they were faster than each other so they placed a bet of bottlecocking to be received by the loser. Mike lost the race and therefore had to get down on both knees and commence bottlecocking the frosty brew that was inserted through Matt's fly.
by tamumatt14 December 1, 2011
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Battlecock

Rooster from a gladiator background. Battlecock=Gamecock=Fighting rooster. A bird that has intense aggression, not trained to kill, just born in. All roosters will fight, BUT a Battle/Gamecock won't stop till his enemy has fallen and more often than not he will still pumble the already expired cock till he himself dies from exhaustion. Owners of Battle/Gamecocks typically take insanely great care of them "Mega huge pins, best food $ can buy, fresh water 3 times daily." Normally will end up fighting no more than 3 times and after that assuming he lives he will live his live in a monster pin with plenty of tail to pound, unlike egg hens which live in disgusting, disease-ridden warehouses in 4x4 battery pens with 15 other hens which ends up being incredibly cramped to the point of suffocation by trampling. If one was lucky enough to live to the age of 2 "if you call living in what makes Alcatraz look like paradise, lucky" you are then pulled by extreme force from your cage often getting wings/legs broken during this process and shipped to the slaughter house and so called humanely killed but in fact are just slammed into the ground until death comes.
'dude1' hey dude!, how have you been? 'dude2" ive been good but ive recently gotin into Battlecocks. 'dude1' you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! 'dude2' atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jackass!
by The Legendary Battlecock November 23, 2011
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bottlerocket

the act of doing a girl from behind (doggystyle, when suddenly an erect penis is jammed into the girls tight butthole, and to her dismay, so surprised to feel a hardened penis enter such an orifice so quickly and unexpectedly, she becomes so shocked and frightened, where she then rampently shoots across the room, much like a bottlerocket would do when ignited.
stated quite clearly in the defn
by Ross January 24, 2004
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Mongolian Bottlerocket

The act of dipping the tip of ones penis in kerosene, lighting it on fire and then putting it out in either a partners mouth, vagina, or rectum.
She was in the hospitol for third degree burns due to the Mongolian Bottlerocket.
by Dr Flayvas July 27, 2011
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