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crotchi botchi

this is half the words to every rap song ever
lalalalala crotchi botchi
by ederpaka September 3, 2010
mugGet the crotchi botchimug.

Botchy Notch

A wonderful group of friends from the May 2011 BB; nice, wholesome girls who enjoy puppies, long walks on the beach, and the occasional clown; Ladies who are funny and caring; something many aspire to be, but few are able to attain.

Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies.

WINNING, duh.
I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- she always is so wise and funny. I bet she is really pretty, too.
by Unicorn de jour May 2, 2011
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Botchy Notch

A hilarious group of women from the May 2011 BB with the uncanny ability to get under the skin of anyone who doesn’t understand what an inside joke is. Also, botchy notches will never answer a stupid question with “words you want to hear” just to affirm your horrible parenting choices. If a mother wants to feed her 2 month old baby rice cereal just to make him/her sleep better, a botchy notch will never tell you its okay. If you are looking for someone to tell you what you are doing is a good idea even when you know it isn’t, do not ask a botchy notch, for she tells no lies.

Botchy notches find humor even in the most mundane places, because a life without laughter is no life at all.
Oh and according to some people’s example of a definition, botchy notches are “narky”.
Someone once told me it was ok to let my 2 week old cry herself to sleep, is that a good idea? OMG NO!!! Ask a botchy notch she'll tell you why!
by UnicornLOVER5000 July 29, 2011
mugGet the Botchy Notchmug.

Botchy boy

Yo, Botchy boy, wha' ya gon' do?
by Ben"Jamin'" September 8, 2007
mugGet the Botchy boymug.

Botchy crease

This room smells. Your botchy crease is rotton on sunny day
by canik February 8, 2019
mugGet the Botchy creasemug.

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