borked

When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.

Also applicable: borking, bork

"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"

"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."

"What the bork are you doing?"

by scumbagk December 28, 2011

borked

In computer software borked is usually synonomous with fucked up beyond all recognision, but usually has been delibratly done by someone who is incompatant.

This use of borked is rooted in the traditional defination, to obstruct by defimation &co. in this sense the obstruction is the fucked up, not working ness, and the defimation is that it is beyond all recognision.

Android is borked, Google didn't even use a posix, standard c compliant c library and I've seen more Java in starbucks than Davlik, no wonder there are no fucking apps for the thing, who'd waste years porting to that piece of fubar shit. Time to rm -rf / and install GNU/Linux.

by oliverthered May 27, 2013

borked

to have sex with or fuck

andy: i have borked alot of woman in my day
dave: you've borked?

by bad company August 14, 2007

borked

1. broken, does not work
2.broke, as in: I do not have any money

"wanna go to the alamo tonight?" "No, man I'm borked."

Dammit, this stupid computer isn't working I guess it's borked.

by Gabby-dawg February 16, 2005

borked

a better way of saying broke/broken

part of the Alfredian language.

that hot chick borked my penis. =(

by weezy July 23, 2004

borked

A word generally used by members of deviantART to describe their thumbnail or artwork when it shows up as a plain grey box instead of their picture.

1. "Man, the servers must be on the fritz, all of my thumbs in #thumbshare are showing up borked!"

by meowfox of doom January 14, 2007

borked

Being molested anally, as in raped up the ass.

"Jimmy got borked when he dropped the soap in the prison shower."

by Eythan December 17, 2006