The act of taking an excessive amount of i-phone photos of the same item or event and posting three or more of these photos on Instagram all at once. This plagues Instagram feeds with boring posts and generally leads to a decrease in followers of whoever made the posts. Bingestagram usually occurs when someone has been binge drinking but also may occur by socially awkward, extremely bored, or overly excited people.
An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.
Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grassover there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!