borkin

To Google oneself, or engage in other acts of internet self-discovery.

"I can't believe he admitted that he borkinned himself."

by Rembrandt Ferguson May 10, 2006

Borkin Chorkin

A Scandinavian absolutely thicc bitch who makes sloppy top neat. I swear she gives head like a surgeon, she knows the male g spot. Look up on pornhub or borkinchorkin.edu for this absolutely chunky vacant muff.

Hunrik: did somebody order a pizza?
Borkin Chorkin: I ordered cock

by DingusDan1028 May 4, 2019

Borking

That thing where you go to puke and stop yourself

'The doc keeps looking at my messed up leg and borking'

by CockRocket July 17, 2009

Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010

borkin

To tell a sexual lie

you didnt do that chick. your borkin.

by Robb Pearson October 18, 2003

Borking

The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.

"So, any borking going on lately?"

"Once you go Swede you never go back."

by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014

borkins

the brand name of computers that Chuck Norris and God use.

Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!

by Allah babba December 30, 2010