Wild Bologna

A nearly extinct mammal that lives in highly forested areas. The wild bologna are a fierce creature, building from the size of an SUV to a tiger tank. Bolognas take a while to build up speed, but when they do they can run for days on end. They look like the massive leeches on the King Kong movie. The Bolognas can open there mouth, and inside that mouth, there are several other small mouths. Not many of these beautiful creatures are left. The remainder are located in Newfoundland, Canada. There may be more in the world, but they have not yet been located. Over time, the Bolognas evolved into a flying bologna. The flying wild bolognas are a type of bird, except with razor sharp teeth, massive claws, and wing span which reaches 12 to 14 feet. The bolognas do occasionally mate, but due to there large size, when they mate, they would usually perish. The bolognas constantly let out a large glass shattering screech that can be heard from miles and miles away, and can some times deafen other animals, leaving them as easy pray for the Bolognas. The Bolognas also screech to keep in contact and let other Bolognas know that they are out there. Some Bolognas have been known to let out a screech just before death. They also screech as a warning call. The Bolognas can be harmless to humans, unless they are hungry, or unless you get in there path while they are in motion.

Distant Bologna: REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR!!
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Wild Bologna.

by Risown October 6, 2008

Biologophobe

A person who refuses all biological facts in defence of a fantastical ideology. A person who rejects reality.

"So you don't believe in biology? You biologophobe."

by Charlie Cheesecake September 26, 2019

grey bologna

Bologna made from homeless people who die in jail.

I think I caught hepatitis from the grey bologna served in the cafeteria last week.

by Joe Pancake October 27, 2011

stop she was in my biology class

When someone makes a joke about suicide you can say, "Stop she was in my biology class".

Did you hear about Meghan?

"STOP SHE WAS IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS!"

by GaryWinthrop69 April 21, 2017

boolow

your boo on the low. a girl u hook up with but dont want people to kno about.

Tom: that girl is beat
Brady: yea she is but id hit that she could b my boolow

by Dirters January 29, 2009

boodog

A fat women of the ghetto variety. A large plump women with a lot of attitude.

That boodog was extremely angry when the man cut infront of her at the buffet.

by kerimMannnnnn June 5, 2011

bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.

Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004