BOOKWHORE

A Person who is so excited to add any and every book to their existing library, they exhibit psychotic rants of scoping out books wherever they are, then posting it on social networks!

I just found all these cool books in some lobby that are just right for my collection! I feel like a total BOOKWHORE!

by Cathk March 26, 2011

bookhouse

Library

Phil: I don't bother buying my books because it is such a pain in the ass to store them. I just take them from their home, the bookhouse.
Eric: Do you mean the library?
Phil: Yeah, but bookhouse makes more sense.

by WiseHornyJohny September 9, 2010

bookaholic

someone who keeps buying books to add to a stack of unread books

I have no more room for books on my shelves, but I keep buying new ones. I'm a bookaholic. Well, it's a fairly inexpensive, fairly harmless obsession.

by Una Malachica March 5, 2008

bookaholic

someone who has a strong passion for and desire to read all the time, or someone who has a strange fettish for books

Hey sally, who is that weird kid over in the corner?

Sally: Oh that's just tim. He doesn't talk to anyone much though, he's a bookaholic.

by ChipsButterfly March 19, 2009

Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh

The noise a Librarian makes when orgasming.
Usually followed by a Shhhhh and a "quiet Please"

Although this is a very rare occurrence. As the mating ritual of the librarian is very infrequent and when they do mate a orgasm is highly unlikely. Even in the male of the species.

Steve felt like he was going to explode. How much longer would he need to hold on for it was a personal best for him already.

All of a sudden he felt Betty spasm and let out a "Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh" followed by a Shhhhhhh and finally a "quiet please"

Steve knew it was time to let go although he was rather put off by what he had just witnessed.

by Ricky Foxwell February 15, 2009

Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

The sound a bed bug makes when a librarian has an orgasm in the bed the bug is feeding in. Seeing as a librarian only orgasms one every 10 to 15 years. The bed bug with an average lifespan of 3 months only gets it's chance once in 40 generations to make this sound.

When it does get the chance to make this sound all other bedbugs the world over reply with a rendition of "Kumbaya my Lord Kumbaya"

Also the Bed Bug is written into BB folk lore and his story is told for generations to all the baby bed bugs.

Librarian Orgasming
"Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh"

"Shhhhh"

"Quiet Please"

Bed Bug

Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

Bed Bugs the world over

"Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah

Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah"

by Ricky Foxwell February 16, 2009

Bookadobba

Someone who reports to facebook admin everything they disagree with on Facebook.
Considering themselves the righteous voice of facebook.

They are the guilty party for many 'free speech posters' finding their accounts deactivated.



Fucking Bookadobba

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Fucking Bookadobba got my account deactivated

by Ricky Foxwell February 14, 2009