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BaoIsm

BaoIsm belief states that everyone good or bad starts at Hell which is known as "earth" itself. Once a person passes on however, they will reform into a heaven no matter what sin's or crimes they have committed. This "heaven" will be based on what the person believed in before passing, and what their morals and values were. The heaven will then open at "gates" like in many stories and you will pass through. As many churches try to implement the same belief in thousands of people, such as Christianity. This is only to get many people under the same heaven, but it will not be the heaven that is based on the person's real beliefs that are locked under the power of the 'bible'. It may just be a conspiracy theory against churches, but it is a possible answer. Now people wonder what happen to the "bad" people, they must be tortured as well correct? Well, since their morals and beliefs was doing bad things then they will pass on to a "heaven" that is suited to them. You may call their version of "heaven" to really be a "hell", but in truth it is a "heaven" that befits their state of mind before passing. There is no written instruction or manuscript on BaoIsm, but it is written in the hearts and minds of every person.
BaoIsm is not a religion, it is a way of life.
by Epic Phail October 7, 2008
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boobsmear

a residue left behind on eyeglasses after they have been rubbed upon a stripper's lotioned breasts
It took Rob five minutes to clean all the boobsmear off his glasses after we got back from Larry Flynt's!
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Bobism

Bobism is where you worship the almighty BOB. You can believe Science for how the Big Bang Theory created life, and religion with all its stuff, but you must believe BOB, since he is the one puppeteering everything along they way, he is everything/everyone. He can appear in any form you wish for him to look like, since his true form is too powerful for mere mortals.

BOB is an acronym for Bible of BOB.

The rules for this cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR BOB
2) WORK HARD FOR BOB
3) HOUSE CLEAN FOR BOB
4) PRAY FOR BOB

The first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to help your fellow followers.

The second rule is that you must work hard for BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be lazy for a bit, but still work hard to provide for you and BOB.

The third rule is that you must house clean for BOB. You can't actually visit BOB until you are a devote follower and die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.

The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through life, or specific things. BOB will always help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.

This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.
I don't really follow Christianity, but I support Bobism instead.
by Jaguar_Gamer6820 November 30, 2022
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Bobism

A religious group that worships to the All Mighty Bob. They beleive that there are only 2 real religions.Bobism and Billys.
This group was realised, created, and spread by 3 very talented individuals whose names will remain anonymous.
Bobism is the way
by BobWorshiper May 28, 2004
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Boobism

Boobism, practiced by Boobists, is a movement that honors female independence. Branching from the word Feminism, it has modernised by continuing to encourage the traits of self sufficient, respected women, however celebrating that the male population is not a threat. Boobism is love for both those from Venus and those from Mars.Why can't we all just get along?
Beyonce is the queen boobist

Boobism is a nice cuddly word that is not too cuddly
by lafro40 October 21, 2013
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botism

Botism is "Bot" and "Autism" combined: "Botism".

Often used when your retarded teammate make retarded plays. Symptoms of Botism includes running away from battles or even squeaking when getting shot at.
Person 1: *Makes one mistake*
Person 2: You're such a BOT
Person 3: On God you have Botism bro
by Botism March 20, 2019
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Baoism

Baoism is not a religion, it is a way of life. Created and practiced by the Great Bao-Loc Van Nguyen.
Baoism is not a religion, it is a way of life.

"I have my ways"
~Bao-Loc Van Nguyen
by Lucas the Destroyer January 7, 2008
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