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Beantown Belly Bongos

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.
Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.
by t7j939 April 30, 2010
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Bonno

Someone who thinks he's cool but is actually a faggot
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Booty Bongos

Performance in which a woman's ass cheeks are utilized in a manner are manipulated in a fashion most similar to a Cuban percussion instrument consisting of a pair of single-headed, open-ended drums attached to each other. Similar to the bongo drums, the booty bongos are It is most often played by hand however differ in that they make no discernable sound unless the woman is naked or the booty bongo player is very strong or an “ass slapper
This pretty fit girl tried to give me a goodbye hug, but I was like- "nah girl, I'm feeling the beat and am gonna play those booty bongos instead"
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bonosexual

Any person who is obsessed with Bono from U2. No interest in The Edge, just Bono.
She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!
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Boise Bongos

Where two people are having sex, and the guy proceeds to play bongos on her tits until they are numb.
Dave:"I played a show last night."

Bob:"Oh yeah? What instrument did you play?"

Dave:"The Boise Bongos. She hit me..."
by Flyhunter November 1, 2008
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