blonkered

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

by and by June 22, 2010

Bunkered

To run away from friends for one's own glory during a running race.

We ran will Aaron for 4hours, till 1km from the finish and he Bunkered us.

by MikeHos June 11, 2018

bunkered day

A day in which it seems your fitting in loads of things to do or you just overplanned, as if the world was ending tomorrow. A day so busy its stressful to think about.

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Indio - 'Hey, do you have any plans tomorrow dude?'

Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'

Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'

by Rob, Charlie April 28, 2010

Bookered

The art of being steaming on one pint or 15 depending on what was consumed the night before. Occasional inappropriate behaviour. Never knowing how you got home. Always nice to bar staff and door staff.

Ah look at Stuart, he's bookered again!
I was so bookered last night!

by nellsta November 25, 2017

Bonered

past tense; the act of having a boner.

"Dude! I am so bonered right now from watching that video!"

"You can't go to the beach without getting bonered can you?"

by onlyonepost August 24, 2011

bunkered

Getting shot up close in paintball because you suck

You just got bunkered, newb

by Josh June 17, 2004