Bonjoured

To be abruptly woken up by some knob head shouting in their sleep.

I got bonjoured by Will last night again. Spent the rest of the night with one eye open.

by Juk3sie December 17, 2022

oui oui bonjour coco

a way to say "hi! Ily and you're the best person in the world" platonically to someone named coco
this is the perfect way to show your appreciation to them :)

person 1: oui oui bonjour coco!

someone named coco: oh thank you <3

by ghosty vey October 20, 2021

Bonjour

The French greeting used most often. Translated to good day

Elodie: Bonjour monsieur
Cody: Good day to you too madame

by Secretive secret January 1, 2019

bonjournal

A travel log of your journeys in a French-speaking country, such as France.

Person 1: "Hey, what did you do on your last day in Bordeaux?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure. Check my bonjournal!"

by Lafawnda527 February 5, 2009

Bonjour Joli

French for Hello lovely.

Boy:Bonjour Joli
Girl:Bonjour!

by Kailya February 2, 2008

bonjour

Used as a non-sequitor to distract or purposefully derail a conversation. Most notably forum users or trolls will use bonjour in a sentence where it makes no sense so as to illustrate that their opinion is irrelevant and does not add value to the conversation, usually mocking another user for inputting their own opinion as fact.

User1: Hey guys, let me tell you about this awesome vacation I had!
User2: I'm glad you want to share! Tell us about all the BONJOUR you had.

by Philip the Water Tank January 25, 2011

Bonjourno

When you're at a party, find a bottle of Pinogriggio, secretly blow a load into it, and watch in enjoyment when all of the drunk guests consume it. You then find one of them after, invite them to the "pants party", and slap them in the face with a nice slab of muzzarel, constantly hiding your identity with a godfather-like suit and mask.

Vito Benito Corleone pulled a Bonjourno at Don Nini's cocktail party the other night, and boy did he feel Italiano!

by Don Nino Pachino July 18, 2006