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Boobology

The study of boobies by boob enthusiasts. Boobology encompasses the study of all boob types, small and large, and boobologists are expected to show an appreciation for any and all boobies.
Hey Matt, I heard that Kevin is studying to become a boobologist. I hope he shares his boobology research with us.
by JP_0309 January 4, 2019
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Bongoloid

A British person. From the "bong" noises that emanate from the glorious Big Ben. God Save the ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King!
Can you believe the average Bongoloid subsists on a diet of cheap lager and beans? Not a fish or fry in sight!
by King Norf October 7, 2022
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Bossology

Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"

"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"

"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
by THE BOSSDIGGITY March 18, 2011
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Bonology

I'm a horse bonologist who studies horse bonology.
by Jeffandrew January 1, 2019
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Bongoloid

Smoked retarded by one too many bong hits.
Pass the reefer you chinesed eyed bongoloid.
by Luis V. February 17, 2004
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bongologist

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.
The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.
by toothoreo January 16, 2011
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Bozology

The study of Bozos which are classified as:

Bozo is a name that references someone who has failed to achieve any level of formal education and is easily lead and influenced by anyone who appears sympathetic. Bozo will, because of their lack of of understanding of the English language, try and engage in conversation, but in almost all cases, will become irritated and abusive due to not understanding what is being said to them. A Bozo will make up stories about their achievements, but everyone knows that they are just fabrications. A Bozo is not smart enough to know that their lies have been discovered and will continue on prosecuting the lie.
You went to College right? What's your major?

Bozology.
by MrSpaceBaby January 10, 2022
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