Bonerjob

The act of a girl walking into a room and a male instantly gets a colossal boner.

--"You get a Bonerjob yet?"
-"No, not yet"

by Wolfgame May 3, 2012

Bonerdumb

When a persons train of judgment is clouded by their hormones.

Person 1: Dude, you were so bonerdumb over that girl last night.

Person2: no, I wasn't!

Person1: yes, you were! that chick bet you to jump into the pool from a 3 story building.

Person2: But that ass man!

by Darius_thinkaboutdumbstuffever January 10, 2013

Bonercoaster

When you see a really hot guy or girl, but then something very significant quickly changes your opinion But then another aspect picks up, just to be Disappointed again

So I was on the bus the other day, and tere was this super hot chick sitting across from me, but then she lifted her arms and damn her pits were hairier then mine. But she had no bra and a super loose singlet and it was not that bad. Until she kissed her girlfriend. Man that was a real bonercoaster

by L0RD 0M3GA February 21, 2015

Boneroblongata

The part of the brain that women use to control the opposite sex. They can turn it on and off at will. Science cannot fully explain this part of the female brain and as a result it has been omitted from all medical databases. Some conspiracy theorists believe this is a ploy of the conservative right wing in order to suppress the advancement of female sexuality.

Autopsy of Marilyn Monroe

Dr 1: "Let's open her brain up and see what she died of."
Dr 2: "OMG look at the size of that organ! Her Boneroblongata is HUG--"
Dr 1: "DUDE... you can't say that... it's not an officially recognized part of the female brain! No matter how massive and remarkable it is, you can't acknowledge it!"
Dr 2: "Oh sorry... *clears throat* it appears Ms. Monroe has an unremarkable brain."
Dr 1: "Good man... good man... the secret is still safe."

by blazerecu November 28, 2011

Bonersome

when something is glorious and magnificent and needs to be seen by everyone

oh my god did you see that star in the sky it was so totally bonersome

by B-Radisawesome!!! August 1, 2015

bonerbomb

when a guy sends his friend a picture of a really hot girl online.

Dude that picture you sent me of that girl was such a bonerbomb! I didn't know what hit me!

by Muzzbo January 20, 2011

Bonercoma

When a man realises he’s not actually had wood for several days, even on waking, and starts to get it in his head that his manhood is actually dying, which exacerbates the problem.

“Man, it’s been so long since I used my tool, it’s gone to sleep and I’m worried it won’t wake up now even if I need it to.. I think he’s slipped into a bonercoma”

by YibboShakie January 6, 2025