bolognese

(noun) The result of having a slightly clumpy bowel movement with sufficient force as to tear the anus, resulting in a chunky liquid that looks like a meat sauce.

After Johnny ate too much in Mexico while drinking the water, he made a little bolognese.

by magrook August 4, 2006

BOlogne

The smell you get when a person with bad BO uses cologne. The two smells mix together and you get BOlogne

That fat guy with TTS (TST) has the worst BO. What's worse, he puts on a shitload of cologne so all you smell when you walk in to the room is BOlogne.

by Simon Chuck May 18, 2011

Bologne lick

When a person licks a girls vagina

Woah dude... He just gave her a nice bologne lick

by Urbanstreets653 August 1, 2016

Spaketty Bolognese

When you do so much ket your legs go like spaghetti.

jheez In fucked my legs have gone all spaketty bolognese

by Banksbanks May 11, 2022

Vagina Bolognese

Cunnilingus on a girl while she is menstruating.

Nah, I had Rachel's vagina bolognese earlier. I'm stuffed.

by Rockspin June 9, 2011

Bolognese

When you haven't ejaculated in weeks so bits of it harden in your testicles and when you finally blow, its like cottage cheese 🧀

Hans: "Did yOu ZeE zat Boii."
Adolf: "Ja, ze had quite zee balls."
Hans: "Ze will have quite the Bowl o' Bolognese."

by hypercoagulant September 5, 2019

Bolognese

An Italian meat sauce, the main ingredients being minced ox meat, tomato sauce and garlic. Served most often on top of spaghetti.

Like the bologna sausage, it was named after the city of Bologne.

Jarlo cooks a mean Bolognese sauce, it's a shame he drowns it in ketchup.

by Jarlonoms March 5, 2018