Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

Mr Bonney

Scouser led. Get your planner out now. Loves a cheeky bit of noncing, i think ive used his bald head in replace for my minecraft beacon

Noncing mr bonney told me to get my planner out now.

by Mr Moss’ underground lair July 3, 2018

boneyard bound

As many writers have said, ala Hemingway and Ginsberg, all things are headed for eventual death.

Ginsberg sang with William F. Buckley sang "for the boneyard bound."

by I, Wreckerrr April 6, 2021

Ralph Bohner

A name that made Evan Peters quicksilver a joke

Monica Rambeau: You’re Ralph Bohner?
Quicksilver: “Boner” (CHUCKLES)

by SuperGoat636 March 5, 2021

boneymac

Brick head who doesn't pass and bricks the whole game

Man Jim was just a Boney max the whole game. That dude was a boneymac because he never passes and always shoots dumb shots

by Swag The Master December 28, 2016

Bohnenblust

A Jewish surname

This is Patrick Bohnenblust, we all know he is Jewish because of his surname.

by bohnenblust_dude November 15, 2018

boney ham

1. A word usually used to replace the word lesbian. It also can be referred to the usage of the bath with other lesbians

2. Boney Ham could also be used to refer to Ham that has a lot of bone on it. Or bone that has a lot of ham on it

I saw this boney ham couple and it was very different

by RustedPeanut December 11, 2018