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Boggles

A consistently developing mental and visual condition that allows ugly girls to look progressively better as a man spends an extended period of time in the Greater Boston Area. This illness typically results in copious amounts of awkward mornings and regrettable encounters.
"Aw man did you see that beat chick Nick hooked up with last night?"

"Yeah man, he said she was a 7."

"No way dude, the boggles are totally taking effect, she's a 3 at best"
by Wescrates April 25, 2008
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gear boggles

originally a product response to the blank look left on the face of wearers of a Samsung GearVR virtual reality headset. Gear Boggles (www.gearboggles.com) are entertaining faceplate stickers. Now broadly applied to any faceplate sticker used on a virtual reality headset. Inspired by the term: Beer Goggles.
Bob looked stupid wearing that VR headset until he got those Gear Boggles. I like the cat eyes best.
by AustinWords May 1, 2016
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boggles

another word for beer goggles, i.e. drinking sweet amounts of beer and then thinking that your amazingly unsexy flatmate is a blonde stunner who wants insane hot sex with you then you wake up next to her the next morning scream and slap her in the face with your foot long penis.
i think bevin had his boggles on last night cos he took that chick home who lokks like the grinch that stole christmas, and then I saw her today and she had a big mushroom shaped welt on her forehead! spot on bevin!
by bevin loves boggles May 29, 2007
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Boggles

A nick name for someone who is blind in one eye, who tilts and shakes his head while reading.
Leon: Jason have you send boggles recently.

Jason: Yeah, I saw him the other day reading a book he was tilting and shaking his head.
by Boggles13 August 10, 2018
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Boggles my Noggle

A phrase invented by the youtuber iSorrowproductions. Another, sillier way of saying something confuses you.
That building is so tall! It absolutely boggles my noggle.
by illumaQ December 21, 2023
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geer boggles

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically attractive persons appear ugly.
...and then Ed totally dissed this group of hot chicks, he was suffering from major geer boggles.
by UCLizBeth March 3, 2010
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