Babbitted

When you die for something really fuckin’ stupid.

“How did the Confederates lose the Civil War mum?”
“They got Babbitted son.”

by Fergman January 9, 2021

Bobbiter

One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge

There is clearly a serial bobbiter on the loose

by serendipitous October 18, 2012

John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

by Jeff K. August 17, 2003

Bobbity bobbities

Breasts. Nice ones.

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006

Bobbitt Plunderage

Penis.

Please keep your Bobbitt Plunderage inside your pants.

by CrumpetsandBollocks November 21, 2014