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cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
Examples of Cigarette Boatin' in a Sentence
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
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2- Going out drinking as cheaply as possible and still trying to be smooth and pimp when in reality, you are a cheapskate.
3- Frequenting sink or swim or open bar events to take advantage of the free drinks and spend less cash.
4- Drinking vodka (or any other alcohol) out of a water bottle or any other container marked as something else in order to sneak the alcohol into an establishment and avoid expensive bar prices.
2- Going out drinking as cheaply as possible and still trying to be smooth and pimp when in reality, you are a cheapskate.
3- Frequenting sink or swim or open bar events to take advantage of the free drinks and spend less cash.
4- Drinking vodka (or any other alcohol) out of a water bottle or any other container marked as something else in order to sneak the alcohol into an establishment and avoid expensive bar prices.
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Girl 1: Hey Tracy, wanna go out and get wasted?
Girl 2: Yeah dude, but I gotta be Boabin' cos I'm broke and don't get paid till next Friday.
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G-Dog 1: Yo playa... You boabin?
G-Dog 2: Hell yeah mofo, got my vodka in my water bottle right here sucka! I'm broke as fuck, and this dump charges WAY too much for our Pimp juice!
Girl 1: Hey Tracy, wanna go out and get wasted?
Girl 2: Yeah dude, but I gotta be Boabin' cos I'm broke and don't get paid till next Friday.
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G-Dog 1: Yo playa... You boabin?
G-Dog 2: Hell yeah mofo, got my vodka in my water bottle right here sucka! I'm broke as fuck, and this dump charges WAY too much for our Pimp juice!
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